Casefile 010A - Video/Action for Violet
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used_fireblast[This transmission comes early in the morning, from a room in a Violet City hotel. Harry is looking very tired, his face covered by his free hand. Behind him, on the bed, a Quilava and Sandile are curled around a rather large clutch of Pokemon eggs. Both are dozing, the Sandile holding one of the eggs in its large mouth.]
[The Ditto likely responsible for all this is sitting on the night-stand beside the beside them, looking almost, but not quite, pleased with itself.]
Okay. I don't know how. I don't WANT to know how. But-
[The camera turns to focus more on the sleeping Pokemon and their eggs.]
I woke up to find this morning to find all this. I have enough trouble with the six I've got, no way I'm going to be able to take care of another twenty. That's like a bad sitcom waiting to happen.
[Camera moves back to Harry now.]
Basically I'll be selling these cheap to good homes, if anyone's interested. As far as I can tell, there's Cyndaquil, Sandile, and a whole mess of Magikarp eggs.
[He doesn't want to dwell on the last one in particular, because how does a twenty-foot sea-snake go about making babies without someone noticing-]
((OOC post is up here with plenty of eggs left if anyone's still interested.))
[The Ditto likely responsible for all this is sitting on the night-stand beside the beside them, looking almost, but not quite, pleased with itself.]
Okay. I don't know how. I don't WANT to know how. But-
[The camera turns to focus more on the sleeping Pokemon and their eggs.]
I woke up to find this morning to find all this. I have enough trouble with the six I've got, no way I'm going to be able to take care of another twenty. That's like a bad sitcom waiting to happen.
[Camera moves back to Harry now.]
Basically I'll be selling these cheap to good homes, if anyone's interested. As far as I can tell, there's Cyndaquil, Sandile, and a whole mess of Magikarp eggs.
[He doesn't want to dwell on the last one in particular, because how does a twenty-foot sea-snake go about making babies without someone noticing-]
((OOC post is up here with plenty of eggs left if anyone's still interested.))
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Date: 2012-06-10 01:49 am (UTC)[Smoker's already raised 3 gyarados... even if he does really like them :|]
[video?] I admit the Gyarados breeding was mostly because I thought it'd be funny
Date: 2012-06-10 05:22 pm (UTC)Dile!
[video -- yup sorry] Pfft It is. Just don't let Smoker raise a fourth
Date: 2012-06-10 05:30 pm (UTC)[Not that he would really feed Luffy to a pokemon.... probably.]
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-11 05:44 am (UTC)You'd wanna be careful about that. Cute little creature gets a taste of human flesh, that's how a lot of really bad horror movies start.
[Hang on. There was something sort of important buried in that last response.]
Wait, that kid you were traveling with? He got sent back?
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-11 06:28 pm (UTC)Straw-Hat's still here, he's just not rubber here. He's actually blood and flesh for a change.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-12 06:15 am (UTC)[Coffee only does so much to alleviate early-morning brain-freezing.]
Well, you can't just fight the giant man-eating monsters yourself. Using that sort of logic is like a death-sentence in those movies. Only thing worse is wearing a red shirt and having sex at Camp Crystal Lake.
[video]
Date: 2012-06-20 09:45 pm (UTC)[Stares a little.] What's wrong with Camp Crystal Lake?
Tch. We have tougher monsters in my world that people have to fight all the time. Gyarados is barely even as strong as a baby seaking.