used_fireblast: (death glare of death (bleeding_muse))
No, no, no, no, no, NO!

[Hello Johto, your friendly neighborhood wizard has decided to drop back in. Or rather has come back entirely against his will, which probably goes a long way towards explaining exactly why he’s so mad right now. Angry enough that he seems entirely oblivious to the Smoochum clinging to the top of his head and licking his hair happily.]

Dammit, I said I was ready! I was- you send me HERE? You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Uriel! You hear me? SICK! That woman who said- …that is NOT FUNNY.

[He lets out a frustrated snort, lacking someone he can properly blame.]

…Dammit. So apparently I’m back. A few minutes ago I didn’t remember that there was even a HERE to get back to, but I’m back. Probably not from outer space, unless the cosmology of the afterlife is worryingly Lovecraftian. And hell’s bells, now that song’s stuck in my head. Lemme just say that the timing on all this? NOT helping the paranoia that this is some kind of hell.

Smoo-chu!

Oh, and Lara’s still here.

[Harry hooks a thumb at the Smoochum acting as an impromptu hat. She grins happily, waving at the camera.]

Guess if this is all a massive hallucination, at least my psychoses are consistent. Me and Dorothy Gale.
used_fireblast: (Default)
So... I've been trying to catch any of these Shedinja things that've passed by, like the old guy said.

[Behind Harry, Lara the Smoochum floats past, clinging to a visibly-distressed Shedinja and happily wailing away with Pound. The attacks are doing precisely nothing, but she seems to be enjoying herself nonetheless. Perhaps a bit too much. Anyone that understands Pokéspeech can hear snatches of commentary from her more suited to professional wrestling than anything else.]

There've been three or four of them I've found, and-

[He notices Lara in the background, and looks annoyed.]

-sigh- Just watch this. Lara!

[The camera shifts and focuses on the oddly one-sided fight.]

Quit fooling around with that thing!

SMOO-CHUM!

[Acting like she's making an attack produced by twenty minutes of hoarse yelling and looking constipated, Lara delivers a Lick attack to the Shedinja. The ghostly bug shudders for a moment, then faints, hitting the ground and vanishing before the gear's camera can catch up. Lara dusts herself off, looking incredibly smug.]

Yeah. Somehow I don't think that's helping.

Smoo-chu.

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