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used_fireblast ([personal profile] used_fireblast) wrote2011-05-17 12:12 am

Casefile 001 - Video/Action for those in Mahogany Town

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[Harry has apparently managed to at least get outside of the Rocket base without major incident, and is now sitting with his back to a very solid tree going through his pack more thoroughly. He looks at the hat that came with the Rocket uniform in vague disapproval for a moment before tossing it away into the treeline like a frisbee. Tucking the rest of the outfit back into the bag, he cautiously surveys the last items left outside the pack, the Pokegear and the Pokeball that was on his desk.]

No, don't touch that you fool. That's where they left the bomb.

[His tone is dead-pan, talking to no one in particular.]

Man, I hate it when my life starts looking like a bad horror flick. Pity there's no horny college kids around, poking at probably-dangerous stuff with sticks is what they're supposed to do.

[He sighs, leaning forward and looking resigned. With the manner of someone handling nuclear material, Harry presses the button on front of the Pokeball.]

[A minor explosion of light makes Harry jerk back, crying out a bit as his arms fly up to shield his face.]


HELL'S BELLS!

"Smoochum!"

[Harry slowly lowers his arms, staring blankly at the Smoochum crawling up onto his lap. It certainly doesn't LOOK dangerous, but he's seen a seven-year-old girl successfully hold off a small army of fallen angels.]

What on God's green earth are you?

"Smoo~"

[Fascinated despite himself, Harry slowly reaches out and picks up the Smoochum and picks it up. It begins gently gumming his hands, apparently quite content despite the distrust its trainer is showing it. Harry sets it down, and it begins crawling up his arm and into his lap again.]

No immediate threat, at least. Suppose I can't get much worse than dead, anyway, unless this place is a secret hot-bed of necromancers.

"Smoo-chumchum."

Yuh-huh.

[Harry turns to the last remaining piece of mysteriousness, the Pokegear. It looks SORT OF like a cellphone or PDA, which means he has roughly the same knowledge of its use as a chimp does of the key-card lock on its enclosure.]

I don't suppose YOU know how to use this, do you?

"Smoo."

Yeah, thought so. Thanks.


[Video]
[At first, the screen wobbles, showing mostly sky. The sounds of someone poking at the Pokegear can be heard, fingers brushing across the microphone.]

Always figured Hell’d be more fire and brimstone than this. Maybe infinite screenings of the Star Wars Christmas special. But no, me, I get little fiddly electronic things with unmarked buttons. Don't I feel special... and now I'm talking to myself. That can't be healthy.

[The screen steadies to reveal a tired-looking man poking around the screen on his Pokegear, looking a bit unsure. A curious Smoochum occasionally bounces up into frame, trying to see.]

Okay, the blinking HAL-9000 eye-of-death means this is going, right? Mab, Maeve, whoever's behind this, you’re not nearly as funny as you think. The background music is a nice touch, very impressive piece of magic, I have to admit. It's just catchy enough to stick in the head, just annoying enough to encourage experiments in self-trepanning.

Murphy, Molly, Thomas, if any of you are seeing this somehow... there are some things that I have to do alone, out of pride, or because the danger to others is too great. This is not one of those times, and if I ever say something is, I'm probably being stupid or being manipulated or both. But be careful. If I'm right, the Faeries aren't going to take too kindly to mortals poking their heads in.

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[identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've been to enough worlds to know when I've gone from one to another.

[And he thought it was another part to the castle when he first woke up, but he's not going to be mentioning that any time soon.]

As for me, no. I'm no wizard. I suppose you could best call me a no one.

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
['Call me a no one'. That didn't sound vaguely-ominous at all.]

So you could leave this world, too? Or does that lead to one of those situations where you're sucked into world after world?

Cause that's usually okay until the network decides to get political.

[Still not sure this isn't some part of the Nevernever. It'd still fit the alternate universe description, anyway.]
show_my_cannons: (Human | We are not amused)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-05-18 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Am not.

[Ironhide stares at it, his expression borderline disgusted. Behind him, his Onix peers at the screen.]

I... do not understand the description. But, yeah. That thing is supposed to fight.

About as much as mine are.

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[identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a voluntary decision.
exeggutorhead: (smirk)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2011-05-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Envy looks smug and a little like he's showing off as he casually reaches to pat the Tyranitar's head; the big pokemon looks very happy at the attention.]

He's mine. Chimera's the one I started with. [At a considerably smaller size but what Harry doesn't know won't hurt him.]

So is Lara someone you know?

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy's starter is bigger. Harry's not even touching on the subtext of that one.]

Just someone it reminded me of.

[Said with a very serious face that nonetheless suggests he's laughing like a twelve year old on the inside.]

"Smoo~"

[Lara-the-Smoochum has begun tasting the corner of the Pokegear, waving a bit at the Tyranatir.]

Just my little tribute to someone back home.

[Which would likely get him smacked, possibly through a wall, if the original Lara heard about it, but Envy isn't the only one allowed to keep secrets.]

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[But he hasn't left this world yet, so maybe he has business here?]

So were you brought here involuntarily too, or is this just your summer home or something?

[For that matter, HARRY might have business here. Mab is usually clearer when she wants him to go do something suicidal, but she's been less than sane lately.]

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The Smoochum waves excitedly at the Onix because, hey, new Pokemon. Harry blinks a bit, equal parts intrigued at Ironhide's nonchalance at the giant rock-dragon behind him and flat-out confused at the assertion that it is somehow intended for the same purpose as said dragon.]

Unless that thing has mild wetness and gumming as its kryptonite, I gotta think that match-up would be pretty one-sided.

[A quick glance down at the Smoochum, which is trying to investigate the Pokegear screen and leaving smudgy lip-prints in the process.]

No offense.

"Smoochum."

[None given, apparently.]

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[identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
None of us here arrive of our own wills.
Edited 2011-05-19 00:46 (UTC)

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Let me guess. No one leaves on their own, either.
show_my_cannons: (Human | Can kill you with rope)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-05-19 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
What thing...?

[And this is where he glances back, noting the Onix watching. He huffs and rolls his eyes.]

There are smaller things to fight. Weaker things.

[The Onix makes a friendly sort of grumble, and bobs her head.]

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
So this entire world is based entirely on cock-fighting.

[Long, long pause.]

WHY.
show_my_cannons: (Human | What are you saying?)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-05-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
...

Based on what?

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
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Dog fighting, then. Two dogs being forced to fight. And stuff. For money.

It's illegal. Mostly.
show_my_cannons: (Human | Wha no wasn't me)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-05-19 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Then, yeah. Kind of like that.

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Another disturbed glance between the Smoochum and the gear.]

...

Why, though?

"Smoochum!"*

*"It sounds like fun!"
show_my_cannons: (Human | Do what where now?)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-05-19 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Ironhide just shrugs.]

No clue. Just how things are.

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[identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, no. Not that I've seen.

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Which leaves the possibility that people have left, just not in a way that's common knowledge. Harry'll have to investigate that further.]

No white rabbit to follow in and out of Wonderland, then. Of course, having an exit might actually make sense. Can't have that.

[One more thing he's got a really bad feeling about that needs to be poked at.]

Hey, when I got here, I saw a bunch of guys with big red 'R's on their shirts. They seemed pretty organized. Any chance that stands for 'Red Hat Society'?

[Slightly less than half true, but it might not be a bad idea to appear a bit ignorant about these guys, if Harry's hunch is right.]

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
That just seems wrong.

"Smoo~!"

[The Smoochum strikes a pose, flexing her tiny arms a bit.]

-sigh- So how does that work, just point it at another monster and say 'Go Go Gadget Pokemon'?
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-05-20 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Not a huge fan of either of those things, myself.

Anyway, if I haven't gone crazy after being here a whole year, you're probably safe.

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[identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The rabbit would have to be quite waylaid to make his way here, of all places.

[He might be going with the metaphor. He might also be suggesting that he's familiar with Wonderland, by one means or another.]

I'm afraid not.

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course not, it wouldn't be a day in the life of Harry Dresden without a group of people in black doing ominous things.]

Yeah, figured that might be too much to hope for. So what's their deal?

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-05-21 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
An entire year?

[That's... troubling. Harry's not sure he wants to think about what might happen in Chicago, given recent events, if he's here that long.]

No chance of just walking past the lamp-post in the forest and coming back out through the wardrobe, then.
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-05-21 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Heather's had some time to get used to it-- as well as the comforting fact that she actually had it better in this world than she did at home. Not that that's the case for everybody, obviously.]

Nah, sorry, I think Mr. Tumnus is in another castle.

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