used_fireblast: (death glare of death (bleeding_muse))
used_fireblast ([personal profile] used_fireblast) wrote2011-10-02 02:57 pm

Casefile 001A - Video

No, no, no, no, no, NO!

[Hello Johto, your friendly neighborhood wizard has decided to drop back in. Or rather has come back entirely against his will, which probably goes a long way towards explaining exactly why he’s so mad right now. Angry enough that he seems entirely oblivious to the Smoochum clinging to the top of his head and licking his hair happily.]

Dammit, I said I was ready! I was- you send me HERE? You’ve got a sick sense of humor, Uriel! You hear me? SICK! That woman who said- …that is NOT FUNNY.

[He lets out a frustrated snort, lacking someone he can properly blame.]

…Dammit. So apparently I’m back. A few minutes ago I didn’t remember that there was even a HERE to get back to, but I’m back. Probably not from outer space, unless the cosmology of the afterlife is worryingly Lovecraftian. And hell’s bells, now that song’s stuck in my head. Lemme just say that the timing on all this? NOT helping the paranoia that this is some kind of hell.

Smoo-chu!

Oh, and Lara’s still here.

[Harry hooks a thumb at the Smoochum acting as an impromptu hat. She grins happily, waving at the camera.]

Guess if this is all a massive hallucination, at least my psychoses are consistent. Me and Dorothy Gale.

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I think I was here for that, actually.


foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-09 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

Oh, good. You haven't missed anything, then.

[Because who'd wanna miss undead soul-stealing cicadas, am I right?]

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, this way I don't have to do that thing where I stare in disbelief when I hear about the weird stuff and just skip straight to getting a headache from this world in general. Much more efficient.

...so, you wanna actually exchange introductions this time, or should I just start making up nicknames? I'm kind of out of practice.
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-12 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Introductions are fine by me, 'cause, uh... yeah. Definitely don't wanna go with Beach Girl.

Name's Mason-- Heather Mason.

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[identity profile] used-fireblast.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I was kind of leaning towards "She-Calvin", actually.

Harry Dresden.
foolishwren: are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what (what happens after kidz bop 68??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-12 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry? Good name! My old man's name is Harry. [And being a shameless Daddy's Girl, sharing the name is a compliment as far as she's concerned.]

And I dunno, for Calvin to work, I'd need to have a t--

[... A pause.]

[She looks down at Cujo.]




.... Touche.