[The Smoochum waves excitedly at the Onix because, hey, new Pokemon. Harry blinks a bit, equal parts intrigued at Ironhide's nonchalance at the giant rock-dragon behind him and flat-out confused at the assertion that it is somehow intended for the same purpose as said dragon.]

Unless that thing has mild wetness and gumming as its kryptonite, I gotta think that match-up would be pretty one-sided.

[A quick glance down at the Smoochum, which is trying to investigate the Pokegear screen and leaving smudgy lip-prints in the process.]

No offense.

"Smoochum."

[None given, apparently.]